- Climbed onto roof of Grandmother’s house with cousin to shoot BB gun at neighbor’s dog.
- Boiled 5% vinegar in unventilated kitchen to make concentrated acetic acid.
- Purchased Mika’s Life In Cartoon Motion.
- Ended wonderful long-term relationship for no discernible reason.
- Overturned drinking glass to confirm suspicions of milk presence (addendum: suspicions confirmed).
- Spoke in Mrs. Johnson’s class without first raising hand to acquire permission.
- Coated entire apartment with diatomaceous earth to thwart bed bug infestation.
- Waited until end of semester to work on online course.
- Failed to bring textbook to open book test.
- Ordered breakfast from airport McDonald’s.
- Declined free donut.
- Introduced MgCl2 into aqueous solution without safety goggles.
- Called Laura Lauren.
- Turned light off instead of fan on.
- Read The Fountainhead.
- Collected empty root beer bottles without rinsing them.
- Opened bag of cereal too quickly.
- Inserted batteries wrong way.
- Stapled too close to margins.
- Went bowling.
- Moved to New Jersey.
- Minored in economics.
- Left dishes in sink for extended period.
- Urinated on laundry in bathroom while half-asleep.
- Picked at it.
- Neglected to sign up for required class offered only every other spring, forcing super-senior status.
- Changed channel instead of volume.
- Drove 82 miles per hour in 70 miles per hour zone.
- Snapped into Slim Jim.
- Vacuumed penny.
Cody, you have got one great sense of humor, some of these are absolute classic because I know some of them are true! My sides are hurting from reading them and then reading them again to my mom. #25 is by far the best though =)