Caulimovirus | October 3, 2010
.: My brother thinks anyone can be a journalist, including seventh graders. He sent me this story, via Fark, as evidence: Hit-and-Run Driver Hides in Tree Police say the driver of a hit and run crash climbed up in a tree to hide, but they found him anyway and arrested him. It happened on Hwy […]
Caulimovirus | September 26, 2010
.: I had just received my security deposit back in full. I was worried they’d dock a few hundred dollars for scratches on the walls or crumbs under the stove, but they seemed pretty understanding when I explained why I would be moving out. Jersey doesn’t have any branches of my bank, so I mail […]
any day you survive the Dooner treatment is a good day as if watson would leave his house in improperly polished footwear a true scientist will always disregard the risks in the pursuit of knowledge every sentence gets its own paragraph fighting feeding fleeing and not tonight honey i'm tired how am i supposed to type one handed now i'm popping open a bottle of synthohol when i publish I can see you fouling up the air tonight - oh lord i don't even know if dogs have caeca I sleep with three socks marketers developed this ace years ago but kept it sleeved for when the inevitable lull in ketchup demand strikes now they're going to watch even more fox news one solution is to have two dachshunds so that they wind up licking each other instead people would be much kinder if robots would sort them by wavelength plus now everywhere I go I know how to do a maxi prep spend the extra thirty bucks for a better motel surfing is just another way of knowing they can't just pour a curb this time the falling apple impedes science turns out they weren't poisonous what am i ever going to use this for what if he prefers to do it oz-like women have it not necessarily harder but certainly creepier