Caulimovirus | August 30, 2011
August 20th, 2010 They stole my blood today. Blood tech was a pro. I told him about my entire thesis before he finished. Extreme nausea all day. .: Anyone with enough dexterity to write their name legibly can, with a few hours of training and a steady supply of patient guinea pigs, learn how to […]
Caulimovirus | August 22, 2011
Friday, August 13th, 2010 Skipped lab today. Fixed up apartment. Gave Holly “Word of Mouth” at PJ’s. Saw the Expendables. .: I really thought Stallone was going to be more clever with this one. Looking back, I had no reason to think that, other than it’s what I wanted to be true. The Expendables was […]
Caulimovirus | August 12, 2011
August 6th, 2010 Daytime w/ Benjamin. Jewish Coonass breakfast. Watermelon fun w/ friends. Turned out to be spiked watermelon which is no fun at all. Big dick jokes galore. .: New Orleans: where gas stations sell distilled spirits at whenever o’clock, where Katrina tags aren’t yet a rarity (and chain restaurants are), where plastic beads […]
Caulimovirus | August 6, 2011
July 30th, 2010 Dropped off the boys. .: The primary reason for the road trip to Texas was Larry and Melissa’s wedding (see July 31st, 2010). The secondary reason was delivering my two dachshunds, Jules and Larry (no relation), back to my mom’s. I brought them to Jersey to keep me company, and I took […]
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