Other Terrorists

Posted By on October 17, 2008

“Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been A Zombie?”

.: In light of renewed interest in my terrorism post, here’s a chilling story about some kid who’s surrounded by morons who somehow have authority over other people.

“Anytime you make any threat or possess matter involving a school or function it’s a felony in the state of Kentucky,” said Winchester Police detective Steven Caudill.

.: And what apparently constitutes a threat in the state of Kentucky?

“My story is based on fiction,” said Poole, who faces a second-degree felony terrorist threatening charge. “It’s a fake story. I made it up. I’ve been working on one of my short stories, (and) the short story they found was about zombies. Yes, it did say a high school. It was about a high school over ran by zombies.”

.: Doesn’t matter, kid. The law’s the law. You should’ve known better than to perform an action that would require judgment and reasoning from a thinking mind to properly evaluate it.

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4 Responses to “Other Terrorists”

  1. Geoff says:

    This is ridiculous.

  2. Serena says:

    That is one of the most absurd things I’ve heard in a while. I guess I better make sure I hide my fiction if I’m ever in Kentucky.

  3. G-Fry says:

    My favorite bit is that he was arrested for writing a story, and yet he speaks with some really bad grammar.

    Also, ‘sup? Haven’t heard from you in a while.

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