Aerobic Surprise
Caulimovirus | October 23, 2008
Or “Never Go To A German Gym” .: I can’t help but think “Body Feeling” and “Aerobic Surprise” are somehow related:
90% True
To happiness, endlessly.
Dembski at Baylor
Caulimovirus | October 22, 2008
Or “Darwin’s Unpaid Debt” .: If you pick up today’s Lariat and turn to the back page, you’ll find this paragraph: Dembski was introduced to the audience by an officer of the aspiring chapter of the American Scientific Affiliation, junior Sam Chen, who said Dembski’s research as “absolutely phenomenal.” Although, after Dembski’s lecture, some audience […]
Other Terrorists
Caulimovirus | October 17, 2008
Or “Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been A Zombie?” .: In light of renewed interest in my terrorism post, here’s a chilling story about some kid who’s surrounded by morons who somehow have authority over other people. “Anytime you make any threat or possess matter involving a school or function it’s a felony […]
Still Terrorizing
Caulimovirus | October 6, 2008
Or “The Post That Refuses To Die” .: I checked my comments feed just now and saw that somebody else has apparently discovered my fun little post of three years ago and posted a link to it somewhere on the internet. Unfortunately, I never got around to fixing my referral statistics in wordpress, so I […]
Palin Translated
Caulimovirus | October 2, 2008
Or “A Matter of Semantics” .: Purely in the interest of linguistics, I’ve taken one of Palin’s responses in tonight’s vice presidential debate and have run it through Google’s translator. See if you can spot any discernible difference in content: PALIN: Well, our founding fathers were very wise there in allowing through the Constitution much […]
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