Caulimovirus | August 27, 2008
Or “Travels With The Blue Beast” .: For two years I lived with twins, Sammy and Diego, at an apartment several miles from campus. The year before I lived with my sister at a much nicer, much closer, and much more expensive location. During my freshman year I lived in a dorm first by myself […]
Caulimovirus | August 4, 2008
Or “Deutsch” .: Last spring I decided to complete my second semester of German in summer school. That decision was the culmination of two unrelated mistakes, and they are these: 1) waiting until my senior to finish my language requirements and 2) choosing German to fulfill my language requirements. .: I rationalized my second decision […]
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