Caulimovirus | June 30, 2008
Or “And They Deserved It, Too” Me: “Sometimes I wonder what Granddaddy was like in his twenties and thirties. Like, what did he do differently back then?” Dallas: “You know all those kids in high school you wanted to kick the shit out of?” Me: “Yeah?” Dallas: “He kicked the shit out of them.”
Caulimovirus | June 28, 2008
Or “This Camera Is 100% Waterproof” .: If you haven’t been keeping up with Hunter in Europe, you’re missing out on some quality 40 second videos. This one made me smile:
Caulimovirus | June 27, 2008
Or “Three Stories And An Announcement” .: I finally sat my grandparents in front of a camera and got them to tell their story. They’re naturals before the lens, and it doesn’t hurt that my grandfather has the voice for storytelling. It also doesn’t hurt that they’ve told this story hundreds of times before. They […]
Caulimovirus | June 6, 2008
Or “See You Later, Elevator” .: Hunter’s in Europe, and he’s making quite a few videos while he’s over there. He just put up another one. Apparently it’s his way of saying goodbye to a guesthouse, but . . . oh, just watch:
any day you survive the Dooner treatment is a good day as if watson would leave his house in improperly polished footwear a true scientist will always disregard the risks in the pursuit of knowledge every sentence gets its own paragraph fighting feeding fleeing and not tonight honey i'm tired how am i supposed to type one handed now i'm popping open a bottle of synthohol when i publish I can see you fouling up the air tonight - oh lord i don't even know if dogs have caeca I sleep with three socks marketers developed this ace years ago but kept it sleeved for when the inevitable lull in ketchup demand strikes now they're going to watch even more fox news one solution is to have two dachshunds so that they wind up licking each other instead people would be much kinder if robots would sort them by wavelength plus now everywhere I go I know how to do a maxi prep spend the extra thirty bucks for a better motel surfing is just another way of knowing they can't just pour a curb this time the falling apple impedes science turns out they weren't poisonous what am i ever going to use this for what if he prefers to do it oz-like women have it not necessarily harder but certainly creepier