Or
“Plato’s Cave: Coming This Fall to FOX!”

.: When, for the “Favorite TV shows” section of your facebook profile, you write:

Television is the epitome of Plato’s cave. It is a shadow machine, a device directly connected with the bottom half of the divided line. Get out of the cave and stop watching TV.

…and then include in your subsequent list of favorite movies both the Back to the Future trilogy and Star Wars, you make me giggle.