Caulimovirus | April 29, 2008
Or “Which Do You Think Falwell Did More Often?” .: My Cell Physiology professor is retiring this semester, and as a treat to his class he wheeled in a bookshelf containing every textbook in his library and let us pinch whatever we wanted. One lucky bastard snagged the 7th edition of Campbell and Reece’s Biology, […]
Caulimovirus | April 28, 2008
Or “Plato’s Cave: Coming This Fall to FOX!” .: When, for the “Favorite TV shows” section of your facebook profile, you write: Television is the epitome of Plato’s cave. It is a shadow machine, a device directly connected with the bottom half of the divided line. Get out of the cave and stop watching TV. […]
Caulimovirus | April 13, 2008
Or “Do Spurious Links Between Breast Cancer and Abortion Work? Just Did!” .: I read the opinion page of the Waco Tribune-Herald religiously. I’ve written several letters to editor, usually responding to some clueless creationist’s bogus claims, so I’m always on the lookout for my name (should it appear). Today’s letters to the editor contained […]
Caulimovirus | April 7, 2008
Or “Notes From A Moleskin” .: It’s been a while since I promised part nine of my trip to Europe. Dedicated readers will recall I spent the early part of August first in London then in Paris. My meanderings in the former are well-documented; less so for the latter. .: One nice habit I picked […]
any day you survive the Dooner treatment is a good day as if watson would leave his house in improperly polished footwear a true scientist will always disregard the risks in the pursuit of knowledge every sentence gets its own paragraph fighting feeding fleeing and not tonight honey i'm tired how am i supposed to type one handed now i'm popping open a bottle of synthohol when i publish I can see you fouling up the air tonight - oh lord i don't even know if dogs have caeca I sleep with three socks marketers developed this ace years ago but kept it sleeved for when the inevitable lull in ketchup demand strikes now they're going to watch even more fox news one solution is to have two dachshunds so that they wind up licking each other instead people would be much kinder if robots would sort them by wavelength plus now everywhere I go I know how to do a maxi prep spend the extra thirty bucks for a better motel surfing is just another way of knowing they can't just pour a curb this time the falling apple impedes science turns out they weren't poisonous what am i ever going to use this for what if he prefers to do it oz-like women have it not necessarily harder but certainly creepier