Goggles
Posted By Caulimovirus on March 24, 2008
“Onion-proof Protective Wear”
.: Reason #54 why you should major in chemistry: you can use your safety goggles for other purposes.
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“Onion-proof Protective Wear”
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any day you survive the Dooner treatment is a good day as if watson would leave his house in improperly polished footwear a true scientist will always disregard the risks in the pursuit of knowledge every sentence gets its own paragraph fighting feeding fleeing and not tonight honey i'm tired for a man who hates anne frank he sure does laugh a lot how am i supposed to type one handed now i'm popping open a bottle of synthohol when i publish I can see you fouling up the air tonight - oh lord i don't even know if dogs have caeca I sleep with three socks marketers developed this ace years ago but kept it sleeved for when the inevitable lull in ketchup demand strikes now they're going to watch even more fox news one solution is to have two dachshunds so that they wind up licking each other instead people would be much kinder if robots would sort them by wavelength plus now everywhere I go I know how to do a maxi prep spend the extra thirty bucks for a better motel surfing is just another way of knowing they can't just pour a curb this time the falling apple impedes science turns out they weren't poisonous what am i ever going to use this for what if he prefers to do it oz-like women have it not necessarily harder but certainly creepier
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I defy you to come up with the other 53.
Here’s Reason #21:
lalinoir: Well, we’re thinking of making our own moonshine… and this is kinda where we need your help
lalinoir: You and your chemistry knowledge
Reason #322 why you should major in molecular biology…
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/02/080202115345.htm
Anon, check the title attribute ;)
Also, you could be like me, split the difference between the two, and go biochemistry. Huzzah!
Carrots, corn, tomato, onion, what looks like green peppers, and two dishes containing something near your left arm.
Courgettes? Sliced lemons? I can’t tell, but I really want to know. I also note that there are bananas present, and possibly garlic too, above the chopping board.
Tell me what’s cooking please.
Biochem it is then, Cody.
BTW, 322 just popped into my head as an appropriate number for the link—you probably know this, but in case you don’t here’s a bit of trivia—pBR322 was the first artificial plasmid constructed…well, first one published anyways…I think…OK so anyway it was the one that popped into my head.
Also, AndyN, I’m not sure what he’s making—possibly a bitchin’ nachos platter— sautee the carrots, onions and grn pprs, mix in some refried beans, some Dave’ Insanity sauce, throw in the tomatoes and corn, salt&pepper to taste, layer on chips and bake a few mins and TA DA!—but anyway, I’m guessing the bananas are not part of it; they’re just off the hook.
Good idea!
Though, I must be more nerd than you. I found some sleek-looking protective glasses at another Univ’s bookstore and thought to buy them. My O.Chem professor was impressed, and thankfully I didn’t have that red outline stuck on my face for the next hour afterwards.
Ha!your beard matches the cabinets!