Lips
Caulimovirus | March 30, 2008
Or “Is That A Threat Or A Promise?” .: This has been making the rounds on the internet: .: It’s almost enough to make me pick up the bottle.
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To happiness, endlessly.
County Convention
Caulimovirus | March 30, 2008
Or “Texas Democrats Waste Everybody’s Time” .: Yesterday I participated in the McLennan County Democratic Party Convention. I didn’t want to go, but through the chaos and confusion of the caucus on March 4th I somehow emerged as an alternate delegate. .: Nobody knew what they were doing during the caucus. My friend Hunter told […]
Fuck Up
Caulimovirus | March 27, 2008
Or “Helpful Advise Advice For Students” .: When taking an open-book test, be sure to bring your textbook.
Goggles
Caulimovirus | March 24, 2008
Or “Onion-proof Protective Wear” .: Reason #54 why you should major in chemistry: you can use your safety goggles for other purposes.
Feynman Chaser
Caulimovirus | March 23, 2008
.: Ben Goldacre over at Bad Science hit off on an excellent idea I hope the rest of the internet will adopt: when posting a video of some pseudo- scientific douchebag, follow it with a inspiring clip of Richard Feynman.
Desktop
Caulimovirus | March 23, 2008
Or “What’s On My Desktop Right Now?” .: Here I turn the question unto you. Let’s hear it.
Dirty Laundry
Caulimovirus | March 21, 2008
Or “Always Check The Clink” .: Two days ago, when loading my dirty laundry into my washing machine, I heard a clink. It was the short, definite sound of something hard hitting metal. A coin? Perhaps. A pen cap? It’s possible. Something valuable that would be ruined by water? Unlikely, but worth inspecting. .: I […]
Francis Collins
Caulimovirus | March 19, 2008
Or “A Scientist Presents Rationalizations for Belief” .: Francis Collins was supposed to give a talk at Baylor today about his book, The Language of God: A Scientist Agrees with C.S. Lewis. Richard Dawkins was also supposed to talk today about his book, The God Delusion: No Subtitle Needed. Dawkins, of course, was not going […]
Spring Break
Caulimovirus | March 16, 2008
Or “You Can Buy a Dream Or Two”
Spurious Claims
Caulimovirus | March 15, 2008
Or “Sometimes You Miss The Really Obvious Stuff”
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any day you survive the Dooner treatment is a good day as if watson would leave his house in improperly polished footwear a true scientist will always disregard the risks in the pursuit of knowledge every sentence gets its own paragraph fighting feeding fleeing and not tonight honey i'm tired how am i supposed to type one handed now i'm popping open a bottle of synthohol when i publish I can see you fouling up the air tonight - oh lord i don't even know if dogs have caeca I sleep with three socks marketers developed this ace years ago but kept it sleeved for when the inevitable lull in ketchup demand strikes now they're going to watch even more fox news one solution is to have two dachshunds so that they wind up licking each other instead people would be much kinder if robots would sort them by wavelength plus now everywhere I go I know how to do a maxi prep spend the extra thirty bucks for a better motel surfing is just another way of knowing they can't just pour a curb this time the falling apple impedes science turns out they weren't poisonous what am i ever going to use this for what if he prefers to do it oz-like women have it not necessarily harder but certainly creepier
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