Caulimovirus | October 23, 2007
Or “Point-Slightly-Different-Point” .: My piece on stem cells finally got published in the Lariat today. It’s accompanied by this piece by the president of College Republicans. Here’s my article in almost all its glory: Scientists claim embryonic stem cells may help them understand and treat several serious diseases, but their efforts have been severely hampered […]
Caulimovirus | October 20, 2007
Or “propane-1,2,3-triyl trinitrate” .: I just stumbled upon this most remarkable bit of information from Wikipedia: “The CSD500 condom contains a chemical in its teat, called glyceryl trinitrate (GTN), which is absorbed by the skin and causes blood vessels to dilate.” .: Astute readers will notice my alternative title and correctly deduce from their vast […]
Caulimovirus | October 12, 2007
Or “90% Of What I Say Is True, The Other 12% Is Fabricated Nonsense…” .: Oscar recently brought to my attention the copies of my old site available on Archive.org. I went through all the posts available there and cringed at most of them. They are worse than bad — a good chunk of them […]
any day you survive the Dooner treatment is a good day as if watson would leave his house in improperly polished footwear a true scientist will always disregard the risks in the pursuit of knowledge every sentence gets its own paragraph fighting feeding fleeing and not tonight honey i'm tired how am i supposed to type one handed now i'm popping open a bottle of synthohol when i publish I can see you fouling up the air tonight - oh lord i don't even know if dogs have caeca I sleep with three socks marketers developed this ace years ago but kept it sleeved for when the inevitable lull in ketchup demand strikes now they're going to watch even more fox news one solution is to have two dachshunds so that they wind up licking each other instead people would be much kinder if robots would sort them by wavelength plus now everywhere I go I know how to do a maxi prep spend the extra thirty bucks for a better motel surfing is just another way of knowing they can't just pour a curb this time the falling apple impedes science turns out they weren't poisonous what am i ever going to use this for what if he prefers to do it oz-like women have it not necessarily harder but certainly creepier