Caulimovirus | June 28, 2007
Or “Based On Extraordinarily Dull True Events” .: The total came to nineteen dollars and seventy-six cents. Not wanting to manage six lesser coins when one would do, he used a trick that worked at most stores. .: “I think I have a penny on me,†he said. He didn’t, but he knew a cursory […]
Caulimovirus | June 18, 2007
Or “One Zero One Zero One” .: Yesterday was my 21st birthday. As such, I am now able to legally drink liquor, gamble money, and stab people. I don’t see the appeal of alcohol, and I have enough of an understanding of mathematics to know why gambling is foolish. The only way I can make […]
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