Posted By Caulimovirus on April 9, 2007
.: “Is the longer cord for the fan or the light?”
.: “Is reduction the gaining of electrons or the loss?”
.: “Is the gas cap on the left side or the right?”
.: “Do I add the acid first or the water?”
.: “i.e. or e.g.?”
.: “Does the presence of a strong base favor SN2 or E2?”
.: “Is normal body temperature 96.8 degrees or 98.6?”
.: “Is her name Laura or Lauren?”
any day you survive the Dooner treatment is a good day as if watson would leave his house in improperly polished footwear a true scientist will always disregard the risks in the pursuit of knowledge every sentence gets its own paragraph fighting feeding fleeing and not tonight honey i'm tired how am i supposed to type one handed now i'm popping open a bottle of synthohol when i publish I can see you fouling up the air tonight - oh lord i don't even know if dogs have caeca I sleep with three socks marketers developed this ace years ago but kept it sleeved for when the inevitable lull in ketchup demand strikes now they're going to watch even more fox news one solution is to have two dachshunds so that they wind up licking each other instead people would be much kinder if robots would sort them by wavelength plus now everywhere I go I know how to do a maxi prep spend the extra thirty bucks for a better motel surfing is just another way of knowing they can't just pour a curb this time the falling apple impedes science turns out they weren't poisonous what am i ever going to use this for what if he prefers to do it oz-like women have it not necessarily harder but certainly creepier
I discovered a new one this weekend after arguing with Bryant on pizza toppings.
.:”Canadian Bacon or Ham?”
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body temp is 37 degrees Celsius. Do the conversion.
.: “Is the longer cord for the fan or the light?†Light
.: “Is reduction the gaining of electrons or the loss?†Gaining
.: “Is the gas cap on the left side or the right?†Left
.: “Do I add the acid first or the water?†Acid into Base (A-> B)
.: “i.e. or e.g.?†ex: shutup
.: “Does the presence of a strong base favor SN2 or E2?†E2? I dont care
.: “Is normal body temperature 96.8 degrees or 98.6?†98.6
.: “Is her name Laura or Lauren?†Doesn’t matter, hopefully this question is asked in the morning, in bed, at which point the next question is “Why are you still here Laura / Lauren” ?