Posted By Caulimovirus on January 4, 2007
“The Wrinkles Will Come Soon”
.: I did my semi-annual visit to my favorite elementary school teacher today, and something happened that startled me. I brought my third grade report card to show my teacher, having recently found it. One of her students asked how old it was. I said it was from 1994, and for the first time in my life I heard the following words: “Wow, that’s before I was even born!”
.: It made me nervous about the whole flashing-crystal-implant-in-the-hand thing, and whether or not there really is a big enough world out there.