Caulimovirus | September 29, 2006
Or “I Almost Forgot How Much Fun These Were” Rusk v.) To untangle a wire by vigorously shaking it. Nash n.) A gelid stream of water usually located on the outer rim of a showerhead that originates from a separate pipe unconnected to the main water heater. Merkel n.) A scheduling blunder wherein several activities […]
Caulimovirus | September 10, 2006
Or “The Invisible Hand’s Missing a Few Fingers” .: It’s 2:00 am, and the apartment’s filled with noisy chatter and VH1’s Metal Mania. Most of the people there are metal fans; several of them recognize the bands on TV. Of the dozen or so people, half are intoxicated. Of the half, two are unresponsive to […]
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