Newest Words

Posted By on August 15, 2006

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Borger
n.) An item found in the likeliest location only after searching every possible place.
Borg
v.) To search everywhere but the likeliest location.

I wasted all afternoon borging for my keys.

Arp
n.) A type of argument that occurs only after fifty years of marriage.
v.) To argue with one’s spouse of fifty years.

Mom and Dad have been arping for the past twenty minutes about that stupid cat.

Fritch
n.) An entirely useless instinct wherein a person immediately realizes the irreparable consequences of whatever it was they just did.

Bob’s fritch told him those papers were probably best left unshredded.

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  1. Dan says:

    Hey,

    I’m a friend (mortal enemy) of Mat Woodyard. He said it would be fine to link to your page (he was supposed to say something to you about it).

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