Caulimovirus | June 17, 2006
Or “I’m A Liberal Because I Support Science” .: If all it takes to be a liberal is to support science, then color me red. .: Yesterday was my Grandparent’s 55th anniversary and most of the family joined them for dinner, myself included. Among others present was my uncle, a rather staunch supporter of his […]
Caulimovirus | June 14, 2006
Or “My Most Difficult Assignment Yet” .: This will be a real quick post. My creative juices are flowing, but they’ve become thick and coagulated, and that’s really hard on my system. That’s why I’m asking you, reader, to do to things: 1.) I want you to think of a genre and the most hackneyed, […]
Caulimovirus | June 12, 2006
Or “This Post Is Newer Than Every Post That Preceeds It” .: I had a real long post prepared about my trip to BodyWorlds3 last Thursday, but the internet goblins came and stole my post and won’t give it back. Ah well; that’s what I get for not saving. I had lots to say, too. […]
any day you survive the Dooner treatment is a good day as if watson would leave his house in improperly polished footwear a true scientist will always disregard the risks in the pursuit of knowledge every sentence gets its own paragraph fighting feeding fleeing and not tonight honey i'm tired how am i supposed to type one handed now i'm popping open a bottle of synthohol when i publish I can see you fouling up the air tonight - oh lord i don't even know if dogs have caeca I sleep with three socks marketers developed this ace years ago but kept it sleeved for when the inevitable lull in ketchup demand strikes now they're going to watch even more fox news one solution is to have two dachshunds so that they wind up licking each other instead people would be much kinder if robots would sort them by wavelength plus now everywhere I go I know how to do a maxi prep spend the extra thirty bucks for a better motel surfing is just another way of knowing they can't just pour a curb this time the falling apple impedes science turns out they weren't poisonous what am i ever going to use this for what if he prefers to do it oz-like women have it not necessarily harder but certainly creepier