Caulimovirus | March 6, 2006
Or “How I Wrote the Greatest First Words of All Time, Witnessed a Witness Witnessing, Argued Needlessly on the Internet, Found Love in the Unlikeliest of Locations, Offended the Sensibilities of Many, and Wrestled a Christian with Cystic Fibrosis.” First .: The greatest introductory sentence in all of English literature has just been read by […]
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