On Interstate 30 Part 10 (?)
Posted By Caulimovirus on October 23, 2005
“Installment A of Things You Don’t Expect To Hear”
“I think you should go to a strip club.” – Susan
90% True
To happiness, endlessly.
“Installment A of Things You Don’t Expect To Hear”
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any day you survive the Dooner treatment is a good day as if watson would leave his house in improperly polished footwear a true scientist will always disregard the risks in the pursuit of knowledge every sentence gets its own paragraph fighting feeding fleeing and not tonight honey i'm tired how am i supposed to type one handed now i'm popping open a bottle of synthohol when i publish I can see you fouling up the air tonight - oh lord i don't even know if dogs have caeca I sleep with three socks marketers developed this ace years ago but kept it sleeved for when the inevitable lull in ketchup demand strikes now they're going to watch even more fox news one solution is to have two dachshunds so that they wind up licking each other instead people would be much kinder if robots would sort them by wavelength plus now everywhere I go I know how to do a maxi prep spend the extra thirty bucks for a better motel surfing is just another way of knowing they can't just pour a curb this time the falling apple impedes science turns out they weren't poisonous what am i ever going to use this for what if he prefers to do it oz-like women have it not necessarily harder but certainly creepier
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the only way that could be better is if she added, “and i would love to come with you”
Was this post a coded message for Jill?
I concur.
But don’t go to one in Washington – what’s the point if you can’t fondle the goods?
self-realization: I should’ve been born a man.
I can see it now…Susan handing Cody bills to stick in the girls’ underwear. “Not that one, ugh, she doesn’t deserve any cash. In fact, you should remove some of her money and give it to that one over there.” It would be great.
What was the context in which this quote was made? Don’t answer that; I don’t really want to know.
I don’t know what exactly you’re implying, Dallas, but to paraphrase Joseph Merrick of Elephant Man fame, “I am not a titty dancer!†Not in Texas, anyway.
Seriously, if I ever meet Cody in a non-cyber venue, he may be faced with undeniable proof that my off-screen persona is that of a paunchy 50-year-old grandfather named ‘Hank’ with an insatiable lech for nubile young college men.
The special thing we have together would be ruined then, I think.
As much as I’d like to explicate why exactly the prospect of Jill being a husky quinquagenarian excites me, I thought all of you might enjoy reading a snippet of the conversation that I’m presently overhearing at work instead:
Social Worker (Bob): So, William, why did you not listen to your teacher when she told you go back inside?
Kid: I see dead people.
Bob: … do they scare you?
More to come.
I like his excuse.
Jill: When you are in the “real world” do people cheer for you as they do in the Starbucks Double Shot commercial? If so, may I be your new best friend so that I may witness this phenomenon?