Posted By Caulimovirus on September 25, 2005
.: Yesterday my neighbor knocked on my door. When I opened it, she asked if she could borrow some eggs. “Yes,” I said, “but I better get them back.” Several minutes later, I heard a knocking again, and when I opened the door that time, she returned my eggs to me in the form of three chocolate chip cookies. How cool is that?
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I totally do that, excpet with banana bread and peanut butter cookies.
That’s a pretty snazzy neighbor. I do that sometimes too, but banana bread has all bets off with me too.
Baklava too. I forgot that one.
I need neighbors like that.
Cookies take at least 10 minutes to cook. Your story would not hold up in court.
Q. What’s the difference between a republican omelette and a democrat omelette?
A. The republican knocks on your door to borrow the the eggs.
Have you tried lending other items to your nice neighbor, to see what you’ll get in return? ;)