Posted By Caulimovirus on January 7, 2005
.: Sister: “Dad, I want you to notice something about Cody and his friends:
[Points at first to me, then at my friends]
Boy, Girl, Girl, Girl, Girl, Girl–all in a bed.”
.: Dad: [extending hand to me] “Congratulations, Son.”
any day you survive the Dooner treatment is a good day as if watson would leave his house in improperly polished footwear a true scientist will always disregard the risks in the pursuit of knowledge every sentence gets its own paragraph fighting feeding fleeing and not tonight honey i'm tired how am i supposed to type one handed now i'm popping open a bottle of synthohol when i publish I can see you fouling up the air tonight - oh lord i don't even know if dogs have caeca I sleep with three socks marketers developed this ace years ago but kept it sleeved for when the inevitable lull in ketchup demand strikes now they're going to watch even more fox news one solution is to have two dachshunds so that they wind up licking each other instead people would be much kinder if robots would sort them by wavelength plus now everywhere I go I know how to do a maxi prep spend the extra thirty bucks for a better motel surfing is just another way of knowing they can't just pour a curb this time the falling apple impedes science turns out they weren't poisonous what am i ever going to use this for what if he prefers to do it oz-like women have it not necessarily harder but certainly creepier
I’ll have you know that I was not in bed. At least not at that point in time…
You are the weiner. I mean, winner.
Like father like son, eh? Maybe you should have added a “[Female], scratch my back.”
Haha, good job, Cody. Why, with the number of girls in the bed, it sounds like it could have been classified as an orgy! How’d your mix cd for the wedding turn out?
wow im jealous, my max so far has been 3 girls
Pussy.
lol … oh those rose colored glasses; how they can filter the sutle things!
I know someone whose mom calls their cat “pussy” all the time. And when it comes in from the rain, she calls it…well…you get the picture.
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