Christmas Gift List

Posted By on December 10, 2004

Or
“Buying Love With Money That Isn’t Mine”

.: I sold back some of my more useless and/or extra textbooks the other day (English, Calculus, Chemistry) which made me a very rich man. (Actually, if you think about it, it makes me a “less poor” man, since those books cost so damn much in the first place.) I put this newfound wealth to good use and went Christmas shopping. So far, I’ve gotten a gift for the following:

My Dad
My Step-dad
My Brother
Ben
Christina Stupid Whore
Susan

.: That’s not to say they’re the only ones who’ll get a gift—far from it. I just couldin’t think of what to get them at the three stores I went to today. (For those of you who aren’t on the list, feel free to use the comment box below to voice your suggestions for what you think would make an excellent gift idea. Or, if you wish, feel free to voice what you think would make a horrible gift idea, so I know to avoid it. If you’d rather me just give you some money, that can be arranged as well, you fun-hating greedy douche)

.: As for those already on the list, you have no say over your gifts. You’ll take what you get and like it.

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  1. Christina says:

    I hope you liked your gift. It’s all you’re getting this Christmas you whorish bastard. I don’t buy alligator jerky for whores.